The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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