Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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