I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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