sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Come share oat with me in your robe
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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