How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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