Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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