I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize