Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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