How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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