no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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