woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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