Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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