i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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