I want to stick my p in your. b.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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