Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
