He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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