We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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