She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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