you would pick up someone in the library
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
If I die, sorry about rent.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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