why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize