Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
