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(619): View more from California

That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...

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(727): View more from Florida

I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again

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(858): View more from California

last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"

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(708): View more from Illinois

Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.

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(773): View more from Illinois

You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.

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(352): View more from Florida

This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.

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(719): View more from Colorado

My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.

(210): View more from Texas

But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!

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