whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
love makes seman taste better
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
you never un-have a 4some
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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