i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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