i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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