So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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