When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize
