I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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