They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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