Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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