like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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