There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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