omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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