the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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