Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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