This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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