the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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