why didn't you poke me back
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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