Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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