Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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