you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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