We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think I am morally bankrupt
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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