We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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