So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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