I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So many bounce houses so little time
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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