I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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