Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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