I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We need to get me chipped asap
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