I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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