All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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