I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
