If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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