You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize