That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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