It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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