READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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