white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
