therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
