Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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