a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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