...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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